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Larissa
Nov 3, 20218 min read
You're the TITS - they call 'em BOOBS for a reason
I got my first training bra in the second grade. I remember feeling very self-conscious. I was already a year younger than all the other...
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Larissa
Sep 15, 20216 min read
Thick Spies Eat Pies - Someone Give Gavin's Wife a Piece, Please
So, California voted "No" on the recall and Gavin says it was because we were saying "No" to “Trumpism”. This comment comes after he...
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Larissa
Sep 10, 20214 min read
Out Of This World -- Hey Hillary!
The World is a very strange place to navigate for humans these days…just in case you hadn’t noticed. Visitors from other Worlds may find...
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Larissa
Sep 8, 20211 min read
Feathers for Thoughts
Since purchasing The Kitty Pants Ranch I have been collecting feathers that I find on the property. Over the past eight months I found...
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Larissa
Aug 31, 20215 min read
Who Was That Masked Man? -- or the shame of government backing the American crime spree
When we were dating, Omar and I went to see Antonio Banderas and Katherine Zeta Jones in Zoro at the drive-in. We steamed up the windows...
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Larissa
Aug 30, 20219 min read
Born Natural: Who Doesn't Need a Good Dose of Helpfulness These Days?
This is my kitchen counter apothecary. It is not my complete arsenal of remedies and nutritional support. It’s just the majority of my...
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Larissa
Aug 28, 20214 min read
It Is Official! Communist News Network Hunts Moose and Squirrel
As I sit in bed this morning, an irrelevant forty two year old woman waiting for my uterus to stop being a blood cannon so I can walk...
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Larissa
Aug 27, 20216 min read
Desperately Seeking Employees: This was never my playground
Fear mongering seems to be the newest American past time. The media and US government officials have everyone so afraid to even be in the...
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Larissa
Aug 25, 20218 min read
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' -- Cowboys & Indians
Photo Caption: Omar and I had this severely photoshopped photo taken at the MGM Grand Casino resort in Las Vegas on our honeymoon in...
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Larissa
Aug 24, 202110 min read
Pandemic Aesthetics: Party like it's 1979
I was born January 23, 1979. Carter was in office. Russia would soon invade Afghanistan. Disco was hot. Blondie topped the pop charts and...
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Larissa
Aug 12, 20218 min read
Bacchus vs. Yoni : death match
Disclaimer: This post may contain a combination of sarcasm, irony, humor, facts, truth, humility, compassion, Agape, and sentiment. If...
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Larissa
Aug 4, 20216 min read
Critical Thought -- In Praxis: a First Amendment protected account
When I was a little girl there was a thing parents did called "Chicken Pox Parties". It was a funny kind of thing. Basically, parents...
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Larissa
Jul 29, 20213 min read
Misinformation and Following the Science...
First it is important to define terms such as: Misinformation. But don't take my word for it. I'm just a stupid woman (worth only half a...
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Larissa
Jul 29, 20211 min read
More Evidence of Ignorance and Oppression...
Just for a second, stop and think about this: The same people that want to dictate care of your own body in order to work for them and/or...
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Larissa
Jul 26, 20211 min read
Bullshitery
So, in my last post there are typos that were not there when I posted. Someone is messing with my stuff. In the meantime: Food for...
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Larissa
Jul 26, 20214 min read
Amid the Pandemonium
It's beden a few months since I have even thought about this blog. Amid the hysteria and politicing of the Pandemic I just haven't felt...
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Larissa
Apr 27, 20215 min read
IT'S A WRAP! "Instant" dolmas for mezza...
So, it's been a while since i've made stuffed grape leaves. I didn't include the recipe in the book I've been working on (not yet...
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Larissa
Apr 22, 20211 min read
If you Have Information Please Come Forward
My recent public condolences to the British Crown are sincere. I don't normally release my private personal video diary on YouTube, but...
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Larissa
Jan 1, 20211 min read
Welcome 2021...Spread of the Cards
Well, I did my NYE card reading at midnight. Here is the clip to the read. Below are the still shots of the spread(s). Did things a...
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Larissa
Nov 4, 20204 min read
Insect and Bird Concerns at Wilder Ranch
Sent an email today to some specific folks. Just thought maybe other true Californian's would give a shit as well. Including a couple of...
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Larissa
Oct 20, 20202 min read
Put On Your Boots Because This Shit is Deep
And for this morning's dose of mind numbing "news" bullshit... Memphis poll worker fired for turning away voters wearing Black Lives...
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Larissa
Oct 19, 20209 min read
Crony-fornia on Fire
OK...I'm going to talk about some stuff now...and I'm going to use a format that I have used in the past on this blog. It's kind of like...
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Larissa
Oct 14, 20201 min read
Alpha Graphics in Scotts Valley is Lazy
Monday I sent a request for a quote on having specified quantities of 28 note cards printed to Alpha Graphics in Scotts Valley. This...
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Larissa
Oct 12, 20201 min read
Yes. That's a Wrap...
Finished the book today!!!!!!!! Well, I still have some editing to do, but the story is complete. Chapter 11: Some Mommy Time (Draft 3)...
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Larissa
Oct 8, 20201 min read
Some Mommy Time
Did you see that debate last night? ANYWAY... Chapter 10 Draft 2 is done and so is Chapter 11: Some Mommy Time (Draft 1). I had hoped to...
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Larissa
Oct 6, 20201 min read
Starting A New Chapter
Draft 2 of Chapter 9 is ready... And so is Draft 1 the newest Chapter. Chapter 10: Someone Said They'd Been Gyped I don't know...is this...
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Larissa
Sep 29, 20201 min read
Number 9 Number 9 Number 9
Chapter 9: Either Way The Shoe Fits Draft 1 is up... ...oh and so is Draft 2 of Chapter 8.
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Larissa
Sep 24, 20201 min read
Time AND Stamp AND Yeah...
Chapter 8: Sucking Mafioso Schlong Now (Draft 1) is posted. If anyone is actually reading this as I write it would be awesome to get some...
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Larissa
Sep 23, 20201 min read
CH7DRFT2 LOTD
Edited version of draft 2 of chapter 7 done.
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Larissa
Sep 23, 20201 min read
That's The Best Part
Chapter 6 Draft 2 is ready. So is Chapter 7: That's The Best Part (Draft 1).
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Larissa
Sep 23, 20201 min read
Lazy Artist
When I was in college working 4 jobs and taking full time credits I was blithely told by Herb Babcock in review that I should drop out...
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Larissa
Sep 17, 20201 min read
Thursday Time Stamp, Sweetie
Chapter 5 Draft 3 is up. So is Draft 1 of Chapter 6: You Don't Pay My Mortgage. Enjoy it or not. Either way, I'm writing for my own...
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Larissa
Sep 17, 20201 min read
Romani Library Gyp-shit
Dear Stanford University, UC Berkeley, Ian Hancock and all the other International "Intellectuals", I was wondering, after all the...
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Larissa
Sep 15, 20201 min read
NASA Ames and Literary Games...
Draft 2 of Chapter 4 is done. AND ...so is Draft 1 of Chapter 5: Believe It Or Not I Married A Rocket Scientist! Honestly? I don't really...
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Larissa
Sep 15, 20201 min read
Second Try Posting...
Chapter 4: A Small Discrepancy (draft 1) ...I finished this yesterday and posted it but the post disappeared. Chapter 3 draft 2 is also...
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Larissa
Sep 13, 20201 min read
Time Stamp
Draft 1 of Chapter 3 of Luck of the Draw is posted. Read The Hair Down There here. Yes. This book is fiction. Yes. The experience in...
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Larissa
Sep 11, 20202 min read
Burning Questions?
Are you dead? No. We're not dead...yet. Did you burn down? No. TKPR hasn't burned down...yet. Fire season is just beginning. Who knows...
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Larissa
Jul 12, 202011 min read
Libertarian Party Needs to Revoke Jo Jorgensen's Candidacy
BLM is a Marxist Movement and as such is in direct opposition to Libertarian values and ideals. I'm sick of the spinelessness of the...
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Larissa
Jul 8, 20201 min read
Nuns and Priests Should Be Denied All Medical Care from Non-Religiously Affiliated Health Care Provi
FACT: Birth control is part of women's health care. FACT: Hormonal contraceptives have uses in women's health care other than birth...
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Larissa
Jul 6, 20202 min read
Not So Fast Forward...
HUGE THANKS to Mr. Joel Gajewski (pronounced: guy-ess-key) for his contribution to Patent Leather Gene, bravely agreeing to write the...
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Larissa
Jul 1, 20201 min read
I Told You So's Are Never Productive
Woke up this morning with a smile on my face, Sassy snuggled up next to me and Brody warmin' my tootsies. After a lovely cup of coffee I...
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Larissa
Jun 30, 20202 min read
Beach Blanket, Hot Mits...Beautiful Utility
Oh it's so exciting when I finish a project...particularly when it's something that has taken some effort, like my upcycled T-shirt...
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Larissa
Jun 29, 20202 min read
Loaves & Fishes
Started my day out right today with a scrub-a-dub-dub in the cabin's outdoor shower and made a little Diary Entry. Trying to figure out...
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Larissa
Jun 26, 20202 min read
Ignorant Disrespectful People
Yesterday I decided I am no longer going to shop at the dispensary where my husband and I have been shopping for some time now. It is not...
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Larissa
Jun 17, 20202 min read
Does Anyone's Life Really Matter These Days?
I don't care what anyone says or does to me. I've watched the movement grow and know that Black Lives Matters is a racist and abusive...
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Larissa
Jun 10, 20201 min read
New Developments & Organizing
Well, things change. People get weird and life goes on. Just a couple days after my last enrty Steven and Deanna decided it was time to...
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Larissa
May 16, 20208 min read
Taking a Walk Through Quarantine Culture: engaging the American conscience and approach to armed con
This July Omar and I will celebrate 20 years of marriage. We have also been living in California for almost as long. It’s mild to say the...
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Larissa
May 10, 20201 min read
A Book for the Motherless on Mother's Day
Read the first complete draft of Patent Leather Gene! All I have left to do is final spelling, grammar and format edits. If you've been...
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